Well, wood you look at that, it's wood so soft it'll give you a woodie. I mean, there's nothing like a pile of wood for your wood. Chopped, stacked, and ready to burn...wait, that came out wrong - you get the point. Protect your hardwood with some softwood. I've said wood too many times now and it's starting to sound weird. Wood.
DEETS

Brand: Shinesty
Materials: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex (the second softest thing you can put your junk in), machine wash delicate, hang dry
Lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking, resists shrinking, fading, and wrinkling
4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, and anti-bunching construction
Soft, flexible waistband
Durable no-itch flatlock stitching
Ball Hammock® Technology: helps prevent the twins from getting crushed in the grundle
Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, CO

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Shinesty

The Wood You Look At That | Wood Pile Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear

Size

Men's Underwear

Pack Includes:

2 Second Skin Square Cut - Black
1 Second Skin Square Cut - Dress Blues

Second Skin Square Cut:

2" Inseam
New And Improved: Still luxuriously soft now 2x as durable.
Silky soft, non-pilling micro modal fabric (no lint balls or fuzz). Designed for daily wear.
Stay-Put waistband that won't roll, bunch, or pinch.
Contour Pouch to nestle the boys–no adjustment needed.
Quick Draw® Fly–horizontal fly for quick access when nature calls.
Not recommended for exercise. For gym-ready underwear, shop our 360 Sport Collection.
Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low.
Fabric: 90% Non-Pilling Micro Modal, 10% Spandex.
Model is 6'2'', Waist: 32'', Suit: 41''R, Inseam: 31'', wearing size Medium.

We fixed men's underwear. Smart design and fabrics mean no more pulling at your pant line. Get comfortable with yourself. No Adjustment Needed.

Tommy John

Second Skin Square Cut 2" (3-pack)

Shop the Bread Winners men’s underwear pack. This best sellers men’s boxer 5 pack just became your newest favorite place to put your gonads. Made from ultra-soft MicroModal material, these nut huggers are 3x softer than cotton and 69x softer than any other boxer briefs pack you’ve purchased. The more you buy, the more you save with this mens boxer briefs pack. Put your pair in a pair today.
Product Details

Brand: Shinesty
Materials: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex (the second softest thing you can put your junk in), machine wash delicate, hang dry

Lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking, r esists shrinking, fading, and wrinkling
4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, and anti-bunching construction
Soft, flexible waistband
Durable no-itch flatlock stitching
Ball Hammock® Technology: helps prevent the twins from getting crushed in the grundle
Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, CO

The Bread Winners | Ball Hammock® Boxer 5 Pack

The softest hoodie you’ll ever wear. Made in our lightweight crazy-soft CloudKnit fabric. Product was formerly called CloudKnit Hoodie.

Outdoor Voices makes activewear for Doing Things daily — dog walks, runs, and yoga included. Free Shipping on orders over $50 + Free Returns.

Outdoor Voices

All Day Hoodie

Color

Men's Hoodies

Pack Includes:

2 Second Skin Boxer Brief - Black
2 Second Skin Boxer Brief - Dress Blues
2 Second Skin Boxer Brief - Turbulence Grey

Second Skin Boxer Brief:

8" Inseam
Silky soft, non-pilling micro modal fabric (no lint balls or fuzz).
Stay-Put waistband that won't roll, bunch, or pinch.
Contour Pouch to nestle the boys–no adjustment needed.
Quick Draw® Fly–horizontal fly for quick access when nature calls.
Not recommended for exercise. For gym-ready underwear, shop our 360 Sport Collection.
Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low.
Fabric: 90% Non-Pilling Micro Modal, 10% Spandex
Height: 6'2", Waist: 32", Model is wearing a size Medium.

Second Skin Boxer Brief 8" (6-pack)

Details
Elevate your everyday with Pinstripe. This alluring collection is crafted in our ultra lightweight, airy nylon stretch fabric; that stays put and wicks away moisture for all-day comfort and breathability and comes in an array of romantic color tones. Our premium Boxer Brief is engineered with our Slim U-Pouch for added non-binding support that stays put and comfortable for hours on end. Designed with a self fabric waistband for a clean, sophisticated look, touch and feel.

Slim U Pouch for support, boost and comfort
Low rise and full coverage back
Self fabric waistband for a barely there feel

Features a subtle embossed logo at hip

Tagless

6" inseam (size M)

Model is 6'1 with a 32" waist and wearing a size M
Machine Wash Cold, Hang Dry or Tumble Dry Low

Fabric
95% Nylon 5% Spandex
Style Number
051566

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2(X)IST

Pinstripe Boxer Brief

Color Code

Shop the Stormy Sky men’s underwear pack. This all grey men’s boxer 5 pack just became your newest favorite place to put your gonads. Made from ultra-soft MicroModal material, these nut huggers are 3x softer than cotton and 69x softer than any other boxer briefs pack you’ve purchased. The more you buy, the more you save with this mens boxer briefs pack. Put your pair in a pair today.
DEETS

Brand: Shinesty
Materials: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex (the second softest thing you can put your junk in), machine wash delicate, hang dry, do not use fabric softener
Lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking, resists shrinking, fading, and wrinkling
4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, and anti-bunching construction
Soft, flexible waistband
Durable no-itch flatlock stitching
Ball Hammock® Technology: helps prevent the twins from getting crushed in the grundle
Designed by Allie T. in Boulder

The Stormy Sky | Grey Ball Hammock® Boxer 5 Pack

Details
These square-cut trunks are equipped with a no-show rise and our Original Contour Pouch for extra boost. The moisture-wicking performance fabric keeps you cool with temperature-regulating properties.

Logo-detailed elastic waistband
Original Contour Pouch for support, boost and comfort
Square-cut leg openings
Compression stitching
7 1/2 inch side seam (on size M)
Machine wash cold

Fabric
84%Nylon / 16% Spandex
Style Number
H/047433

Electric | No-show Trunk

Create a foundation of lasting comfort and support with these Nike Boxer Briefs.
Product Details

Nike Dri-FIT technology
Tight fit
Smooth, stretch microfiber
Flat seams
Wide banded leg hems
Elastic waistband with Nike wordmark

The destination for new footwear, apparel, releases and more. Shop the latest trends from top brands like Nike, Jordan, Adidas, Puma, and The North Face. Free Shipping on all orders.

DTLR

Nike Essential Micro Boxer Briefs

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Urban Outfitters

Karhu Championair Sneaker

Men's Sneakers

There are two types of people in the world. People who admit to wanting to sleep with JFK and liars. Man, woman, dog, cat, it doesn't matter. JFK was objectively a sex pot. So we put him on our underwear. Slip em on, surprise your lover, and thank us later.
DEETS

Brand: Shinesty
Materials: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex (the second softest thing you can put your junk in), machine wash delicate, hang dry

Lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking, r esists shrinking, fading, and wrinkling
4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, and anti-bunching construction
Soft, flexible waistband
Durable no-itch flatlock stitching
Ball Hammock®  Technology: helps prevent the twins from getting crushed in the grundle
Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, CO

The Kennedy | Ball Hammock® Boxer Brief

You clicked on these sexy fox-faced boxers because you’re interested in foxes. Doesn’t take Sherlock Holmes to figure that one out. Maybe you just think foxes are cute or maybe they’re your spirit animal, perhaps even kinky fetish of yours. Heck, maybe you’re still giggling at that ‘What Does The Fox Say?’ video. Either way here you are, pondering whether or not to purchase these foxy fur burglars. But once you realize how cozy these golden briefs really are, how spacious yet consoling they can be when it comes to your woodland critters, well that’s game over. You’ll be ordering these furry anti-freezers faster than a fox can say - well you’ve seen the video. And on the off chance you aren’t into foxes and you just clicked this link by mistake… this may just be the best mistake you’ve made all winter.
DEETS

Brand: Shinesty
Materials: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex (the second softest thing you can put your junk in), machine wash delicate, hang dry
Lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking, resists shrinking, fading, and wrinkling
4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, and anti-bunching construction
Soft, flexible waistband
Durable no-itch flatlock stitching
Ball Hammock®  Technology: helps prevent the twins from getting crushed in the grundle

The Fox And The Pound | Fox Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear

Details
Classic V-Neck Tee in a convenient 3-Pack.

Short sleeves
Shrinks after washing for a Body-Conscious Fit

Fabric
100% Cotton
Style Number
020331

Essential Cotton V-neck T-shirt 3-pack

Details
Need an underwear upgrade? No sweat. Constructed out of ultra-lightweight mesh fabric, 2(X)IST¢‚¬„¢s performance-ready Speed Dri Mesh No Show Brief features a streamlined microfiber waistband. Temperature-regulating fabric wicks moisture away from the body for a supremely comfortable experience.

Lightweight breathable mesh stretch fabric
Supportive contour pouch
Ultra-lightweight microfiber waistband
Tagless
Machine wash cold

Fabric
74% Polyester / 26% Spandex
Style Number
047720

Speed Dri Mesh No Show Brief

Go ahead. Treat yo self. Order that $14 avocado toast at the trendy restaurant because you deserve it. Quit wearing saggy cotton boxers. Upgrade your package to Ball Hammock®. You deserve scrotal serenity.
Product Details

Brand: Shinesty
Materials: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex (the second softest thing you can put your junk in), machine wash delicate, hang dry

Lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking, r esists shrinking, fading, and wrinkling
4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, and anti-bunching construction
Soft, flexible waistband
Durable no-itch flatlock stitching
Ball Hammock® Technology: helps prevent the twins from getting crushed in the grundle
Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, CO

The Avocado Toast | Feldspar Green Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear With Fly

Details
Choose a style that offers a nearly-naked feel with our Y-back thong design in 100% pure cotton. It's finished with a comfortably supportive Contour Pouch and supportive back straps.

Elastic waistband with logo detail
Original Contour Pouch
Y-shaped thong at back
3-pack
Mid rise (on size M)
Machine wash cold

Fabric
100% Cotton
Style Number
020302
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Essential Cotton Y-back Thong 3-pack

Details
A low-rise Brief with Dual Lifting Technology featuring an interior mesh pouch in front and jock strap-style support for the rear.

Ultra-Contoured Pouch
No-Show Rise

Fabric
90% Cotton / 10% Spandex
Style Number
X/ 034620
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Shapewear Lift Brief

Details
Crafted in luxuriously soft pima cotton, this low-rise essential provides comfort that feels cool against the skin. Its smooth, seamless design is finished with our supportive Contour Pouch.

Logo-detailed elastic waistband
Low rise
Original Contour Pouch for added support
Seamless back
4 inch side seam (on size M)
Machine wash cold

Fabric
100% Pima Cotton
Style Number
041003

Pima Cotton Contour Pouch Brief

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Monthly Cheeky Subscription

Type

Shipments

Shop The Threat Level Midnight couples matching underwear pack right now. This solid black matching Ball Hammock® pouch underwear 2 pack just became your newest favorite underwear. Spice things up with your S.O with this his and his men’s boxer briefs pack.

Product Details
Boxers

Features: Light Weight, 4-Way Stretch, Moisture Wicking, & Bulge Enhancing
Ball Hammock Technology: prevents the twins from getting crushed in the grundle
Materials: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex (3x softer than cotton)
Care: Machine wash delicate, hang dry, & avoid fabric softener

The Threat Level Midnights | Black Ball Hammock® Boxer Couples Matching 2 Pack

Title

Details
This high-cut design in soft-stretch cotton has a barely-there fit. Dual supportive straps provide just the right amount of support, while our Original Contour pouch lends an extra boost of comfort.

Elastic waistband with logo detail
Original Contour Pouch for added support
High-cut leg openings
Open back
Dual supportive straps
3-pack
Machine wash cold

Fabric
92% Cotton / 8% Spandex
Style Number
021322

Cotton Stretch Jock Strap 3-pack

Your private parts will never feel more free than when you are wearing these matching USA themed underthangs. Well, unless you are butt naked. These red white and blue boxers, cheeky undies and bralette will make you feel like you are perched in the eagle's nest. Your undercarriage will feel like it's being gently coddled by the soft, nurturing touch of angel's wings. Enjoy the matching comfort of these underwear.
Product Details
Boxers

Features: Light Weight, 4-Way Stretch, Moisture Wicking, & Bulge Enhancing
Ball Hammock® Technology: prevents the twins from getting crushed in the grundle
Materials: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex (3x softer than cotton)
Care: Machine wash delicate, hang dry, & avoid fabric softener

Cheeky Panties

Features: Lightweight, Moisture Wicking, & Breathable
Fit: Soft & flexible waistband, No-itch flatlock stitching reduces bulk
Materials: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex
Care: Machine wash delicate with like colors, hang dry, avoid fabric softener

Bralette

Features: Reversible, Solid Print inside, Worn 4 ways
Materials: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex
Care: Machine wash delicate, hang dry, avoid fabric softener

Let Freedom Ring | Matching Cheeky, Bralette And Ball Hammock® With Fly

Details
A classic boxer brief is updated in super soft Modal fabric for premium comfort. Sitting at hip length, it's finished with a functional button fly and a double-layered elastic waistband.

Layered elastic waistband with self-covered ruching
Two-button functional fly
Hip Rise: Waistband sits on the hips
13 inch side seam (on size M)
Machine wash cold
Lay flat to dry

Fabric
95% Modal / 5% Spandex
Style Number
047207

Modal Knit Boxer

30% Cashmere / 70% Acrylic

If you like feeling cozy, warm, cushy, fuzzy, cuddly, cashmerey, snuggly, and homey - and there's no mac n' cheese around -  this scarf is for you.

Timeless craftsmanship, timely styles, and tailored fits. Always at a fair price.

Twillory

Twillory Scarf - Grey

Men's Scarves

These classic solid grey boxer briefs are a look for an experienced love maker. These puppies will keep the spunk bunkers happier than Christian Grey entering a room full of handcuffs and tassels. Little known fact is that Grey actually kept some silky MicroModal material on a podium right next to the largest “tool” in his collection.
For an individual involved in such intense extra-curricular activities, comfort and color neutrality are absolutely key, and according to the research conducted by a dude on our marketing team, this particular shade of grey actually evokes rapid and aggressive emotions of sensuality even amongst the worst of enemies. Whether you’re looking to try something new in the slumber zone or make amends with your ex-best friend from middle school, these grey pouch boxers will keep your stones from interrupting the conversation.

DEETS

Materials: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex (the second softest thing you can put your junk in), machine wash delicate, hang dry

Lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking, r esists shrinking, fading, and wrinkling
4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, and anti-bunching construction
Soft, flexible waistband
Durable no-itch flatlock stitching
Ball Hammock® Technology: helps prevent the twins from getting crushed in the grundle
Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, CO
Brand: Shinesty

The 50 Shades Of Gonads | Grey Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear With Fly

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ALLSAINTS

Sulzer Shirt Sulzer Shirt

Men's Shirts

Any fan of Elizabeth Warren knows the importance of having a plan. What you may not know is that you also need a pair of blue and white star spangled boxers. So here's your plan. You're gonna show your support (and get supported right back) by treating yourself to a pair of men's Warren printed nuthuggers. You see, she doesn't just support middle class families and farmers, she also supports your junk... And you should never be taxed for having excess junk. Take a stance against undercarriage oppression and see if that doesn't feel like progress. Now is that a Liz in your pants or are you just excited to elect the first female president?
DEETS

Brand: Shinesty
Materials: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex (the second softest thing you can put your junk in), machine wash delicate, hang dry, do not use fabric softener
Lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking, resists shrinking, fading, and wrinkling
4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, and anti-bunching construction
Soft, flexible waistband
Durable no-itch flatlock stitching
Ball Hammock®  Technology: helps prevent the twins from getting crushed in the grundle

The Liz In My Pants | Elizabeth Warren Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear

Shop The Triceratop Bottoms couples matching underwear pack right now. This neon dino mis-matched Ball Hammock® pouch underwear and seamless thong pack just became your newest favorite underwear. Spice things up with your S.O with these women’s undies and men’s boxer briefs pack.
Product Details
Boxers

Features: Light Weight, 4-Way Stretch, Moisture Wicking, & Bulge Enhancing
Ball Hammock® Technology: prevents the twins from getting crushed in the grundle
Materials: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex (3x softer than cotton)
Care: Machine wash delicate, hang dry, & avoid fabric softener

Thong

Features: Silky Barely There Feel, No Panty Lines, & Vibrant Prints
Materials: 75% Nylon, 25% Spandex, 100% Hot
Care: Machine wash delicate with like colors & tumble dry low

The Triceratop Bottoms | Tropical Dinosaur Matching Couples Ball Hammock® With Fly And Thong Pack

Shop The Medalist men’s pouch underwear 3 pack. This USA themed men’s boxer 3 pack just became your newest favorite place to put your gonads. Made from ultra-soft MicroModal material, these nut huggers are 3x softer than cotton and 69x softer than any other boxer briefs pack you’ve purchased. The more you buy, the more you save with this men's boxer briefs pack. Put your pair in a pair of Ball Hammock® pouch underwear today.
Product Details

Brand: Shinesty
Materials: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex (the second softest thing you can put your junk in), machine wash delicate, hang dry

Lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking, r esists shrinking, fading, and wrinkling
3-way stretch, gusseted crotch, and anti-bunching construction
Soft, flexible waistband
Durable no-itch flatlock stitching
Ball Hammock® Technology: helps prevent the twins from getting crushed in the grundle
Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, CO

The Medalist | Usa Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear 3 Pack

You bring the weiner, we've got your bun. Introducing the Coney Islands, our all-new hot dog Ball Hammock® pouch underwear with fly.
We called these babies the Coney Islands for one simple reason. Place you're weiner and tots in these hot dog print boxer briefs and you've got a tropical destination for your dong. That's because ultrasoft MicroModal material keeps your buns dry so they don't get bbq'ed in the summer heat. And the bonified ball pouch is like a bun for your boys, keeping 'em situated all day long. Whether you're packing a Ballpark frank or Polish sausage, these weiner-whispering pouch underwear make your bulge look so big, girls gonna want a hot dog REAL BAD. Just make sure you use the proper condom-ents....
DEETS

Brand: Shinesty
Materials: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex (the second softest thing you can put your junk in), machine wash delicate, hang dry

Lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking, r esists shrinking, fading, and wrinkling
4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, and anti-bunching construction
Soft, flexible waistband
Durable no-itch flatlock stitching
Ball Hammock® Technology: helps prevent the twins from getting crushed in the grundle
Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, CO

The Coney Islands | Hot Dog Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear With Fly

Details
The Pima Flex Stretch No Show Trunk is comprised of 95% luxuriously soft Pima Cotton and 5% Spandex for ease of movement making this range the ultimate in performance meets self-indulgence. Compression stitching eliminates a bulky leg binding creating a no show leg silhouette under fitted trousers. The no show silhouette sits low on the hip for a contemporary fit Original Contour Pouch for support, tagless and soft microfiber waistband for comfort. Available in solid black and white as well as richly heathered colors of the season. Come on, you deserve it.

Soft microfiber logo-detailed waistband
Ultra-low rise
Original Contour Pouch for added support
Tagless
Compression stitching on leg openings
3 1/2 inseam (on size MD)

Fabric
95% Cotton / 5% Spandex
Style Number
X/ 040923

Pima Flex Trunk

Shop the Darkest Night men’s underwear pack. This all black men’s boxer 7 pack just became your newest favorite place to put your gonads. Made from ultra-soft MicroModal material, these nut huggers are 3x softer than cotton and 69x softer than any other boxer briefs pack you’ve purchased. The more you buy, the more you save with this mens boxer briefs pack. Put your pair in a pair today.
DEETS

Brand: Shinesty
Materials: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex (the second softest thing you can put your junk in), machine wash delicate, hang dry, do not use fabric softener
Lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking, resists shrinking, fading, and wrinkling
4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, and anti-bunching construction
Soft, flexible waistband
Durable no-itch flatlock stitching
Ball Hammock® Technology: helps prevent the twins from getting crushed in the grundle
Designed by Allie T. in Boulder

The Darkest Night | Black Ball Hammock® Boxer 7 Pack

I bet you first saw this pattern and said, "aww! I love the stars!" Then, I bet you were like, "let me find the big dipper, I can always find that" and upon exploration of these constellation pattern Ball Hammock® you realized that we truly should have called them the cumstellations instead. I won't say anything more besides the fact that wearing glow in the dark pouch underwear is way better than non-glow in the dark anything. Once again, be mindful of who you purchase these for, or prepare for very awkward conversations.
Product Details

Brand: Shinesty
Materials: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex (the second softest thing you can put your junk in), machine wash delicate, hang dry

Lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking, r esists shrinking, fading, and wrinkling
4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, and anti-bunching construction
Soft, flexible waistband
Durable no-itch flatlock stitching
Ball Hammock® Technology: helps prevent the twins from getting crushed in the grundle
Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, CO

The Big Bang | Constellation Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear

Right hand red...left foot green. Back in the day, it wasn't as simple of a game. The positions pictured on this pair of Ball Hammock® pouch underwear are for experts only. Please use extreme caution when attempting the whoopee you see here.
Product Details

Brand: Shinesty
Materials: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex (the second softest thing you can put your junk in), machine wash delicate, hang dry

Lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking, r esists shrinking, fading, and wrinkling
4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, and anti-bunching construction
Soft, flexible waistband
Durable no-itch flatlock stitching
Ball Hammock®  Technology: helps prevent the twins from getting crushed in the grundle
Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, CO

The Ancient Twister | Vase Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear With Fly

All dads know it. You MUST assert your dominance over the neighborhood dads. The best way to do this is by creating the most perfect lawn in all of the land. It's not required, but is recommended to always have a cold beer in hand while doing yard work, no matter the hour of day. These Ball Hammock®  are guaranteed to be the perfect gift for dad. But, if he doesn't love his first pair, we'll refund them.
Product Details

Brand: Shinesty
Materials: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex (the second softest thing you can put your junk in), machine wash delicate, hang dry

Lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking, r esists shrinking, fading, and wrinkling
4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, and anti-bunching construction
Soft, flexible waistband
Durable no-itch flatlock stitching
Ball Hammock®  Technology: helps prevent the twins from getting crushed in the grundle
Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, CO