This red and green holiday masterpiece is what we like to call a Christmas sweater suit. These pants look like a sweater so beautiful that your Great Aunt Lydia could have knit it herself, but it wears like the most fashion forward piece of clothing since the suit was invented. Be the best dressed at your office Christmas party, show your neighbors who's in charge at the block party, and impress your in-laws in our best selling holiday dress pants for men.
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Slim Fit
Brand: Shinesty
Designed in Boulder, CO
Material: Made of Premium 100% Polyester aka the type of material that makes you look like a gawd damn GQ model.

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The Red Ryder | Knit Print Christmas Suit Pants

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Men's Dress Pants

100% Polyester Made in Italy Designer Model Number: 4567456 Designer Colour: WHITE

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Burberry Marine Sketch Sheer Plissé Shorts

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Men's Shorts

100% Cotton Made in Romania Designer Model Number: 649860QQS29 Designer Colour: 9000

Alexander Mcqueen Japanese Gabardine Shorts

100% Cotton Made in Portugal Designer Model Number: COEASH10148 Designer Colour: LZZ

A.p.c. Item Drawstring Shorts

71% Cotton, 29% Polyamide Made in Italy Designer Model Number: VV3MD02P6LB Designer Colour: 0NO

Valentino Vltn Tag Bermuda Shorts

50% Polyester, 40% Polyamide, 10% Elastane Made in Italy Designer Model Number: AAMSO0024FA01 Designer Colour: BLACK

1017 Alyx 9sm Logo Detailed Knee-lengthtrack Shorts

97% Cotton, 3% Elastane Made in Italy Designer Model Number: GW0MATFUFJR Designer Colour: N0000

Dolce & Gabbana Tailored Bermuda Shorts

100% Virgin Wool, 100% Cotton Made in Italy Designer Model Number: OAMS313131 Designer Colour: 001

Oamc Vapor Shorts

Classiness levels just skyrocketed with these plaid pastel stretchy suit pants. They look like finely tailored suit pants (because they are) but they also have just a little bit of spandex so they stretch more comfortably than any formal pants you've ever worn. With a classic pastel plaid print, these suit pants are perfect for your next extravaganza.
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Slim Fit Suit Pant with stretch
Fabric Content: Shell, 63% Poly / 33% Rayon / 4% Spandex. Lining, 94% Polyester / 6% Spandex Stretch
Content Care: Dry Clean Only
Brand: Shinesty Black Label

Designed by Marley in Boulder, CO

The Burnished Broker | Plaid Pastel Black Label Stretch Suit Pants

100% Cotton, 100% Polyester Made in Italy Designer Model Number: SPH100S211X6J Designer Colour: F0002NERO

Prada Logo Patch Tailored Shorts

100% Cotton Made in Italy Designer Model Number: 026779 Designer Colour: BUBBLE

Barrow Smiley-patch Knee-length Shorts

65% Polyester, 35% Cotton Made in Poland Designer Model Number: 021M117 Designer Colour: BLACK

Misbhv Recordings Utility Shorts

100% Cotton Made in Italy Designer Model Number: 6570424A8B7 Designer Colour: 1000BLACK

Balenciaga Logo Boxer Shorts

100% Cotton Made in Turkey Designer Model Number: FAACMJT1816PJO002N Designer Colour: 02

Philipp Plein Drawstring Bermuda Shorts

99% Cotton, 1% Spandex/Elastane Made in Italy Designer Model Number: 3040MB44T217279 Designer Colour: 02

Msgm Logo Tag Drawstring Denim Shorts

100% Cotton Made in Japan Designer Model Number: WGP911100 Designer Colour: 3

Junya Watanabe Man High-rise Bermuda Shorts

100% Cotton Made in Myanmar Designer Model Number: I0165570106 Designer Colour: BLUESTONE

Carhartt Wip Denim Knee-length Shorts

49% Cashmere, 43% Cotton, 7% Nylon, 1% Elastane Made in Romania Designer Model Number: MU20F0019A9454 Designer Colour: 229

Moncler + Rick Owens  Sisy Boxer Shorts

71% Cotton, 29% Nylon Made in Italy Designer Model Number: UV3MD02P6LB Designer Colour: 0NO

100% Nylon Made in Italy Designer Model Number: SRAR30601

Aries Tie Dye Windcheater Shorts

100% Polyester, 80% Polyamide, 20% Spandex/Elastane Made in Portugal Designer Model Number: OMFA003S21FAB001 Designer Colour: 1001

Off-white Logo Printed Swimming Shorts

100% Cotton Made in Portugal Designer Model Number: CMCI010R21FLE003 Designer Colour: 0161

Marcelo Burlon County Of Milan Cross Tie-dye Sweat Shorts

100% Cotton Made in China Designer Model Number: MS21TR030 Designer Colour: SUNBLEACHE

Casablanca Embossed Denim Shorts

100% Polyester Made in Italy Designer Model Number: GWRMAZHSMW8 Designer Colour: HY13M

Dolce & Gabbana Leopard Printed Shorts

98% Cotton, 2% Elastane, Lining: 100% Cotton Made in Tunisia Designer Model Number: F955PA6001TF Designer Colour: 77BLEUNUIT

Kenzo Tailored Shorts

Meet your new red velvet tuxedo pants. Step on into these and march into the holidays like the gift that you are. Just be selective who you give yourself to, looks can be deceiving when there are multiple layers are involved. In cuffing season, one wrong move can put you out of the game until spring. Don't let your good looks ruin an entire season of mating. And don't miss an opportunity to drench yourself in velvet.
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Shinesty Black Label Special Edition Velvet Tuxedo Pants
Full velvet exterior for guaranteed admission to the Playboy Mansion
4-pocket design, with contrasting black velvet accents
Steam, do not iron
Designed by Allie. T, in Boulder CO
Brand: Shinesty Black Label

The Smoking Dens | Red Velvet Suit Pants

100% Cotton Made in Italy Designer Model Number: AAMSO0022FA01 Designer Colour: MTY0001

1017 Alyx 9sm Leopard Print Track Shorts

100% Cotton Made in Italy Designer Model Number: PMCI010S21FAB001 Designer Colour: 5610

Palm Angels Logo Printed Camo Shorts

100% Recycled Nylon Made in Italy Designer Model Number: SPH86S2021YFL Designer Colour: 339

Prada Re-nylon Cargo Shorts

100% Polyamide, 50% Cotton, 50% Polyester Made in Tunisia Designer Model Number: PMFA008G21FAB001 Designer Colour: 5560

Palm Angels Camouflage Print Shorts

100% Cotton, Lining: 65% Polyester, 35% Cotton Made in Turkey Designer Model Number: FAACMDT2626PDE004N Designer Colour: 10PW

Philipp Plein Mykonos Fit Institutional Denim Shorts

100% Cotton Made in Tunisia Designer Model Number: I028800 Designer Colour: OBL00

Carhartt Wip Allover Heat Wave Print Shorts

100% Cotton Made in United Kingdom Designer Model Number: 664957QRZ3A Designer Colour: 0901

Alexander Mcqueen Logo Printed Shorts

100% Cotton Made in Italy Designer Model Number: OMCI006S21FLE005 Designer Colour: 5701

Off-white Bleach Effect Bermuda Shorts

59% Polyamide, 41% Polyester Made in Italy Designer Model Number: BMCB003S21FAB001 Designer Colour: 1000

Ambush Elastic Waist Bermuda Shorts

97% Cotton, 3% Elastane/Spandex Made in Vietnam Designer Model Number: 710799213 Designer Colour: 012

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