Details
This high-cut design in soft-stretch cotton has a barely-there fit. Dual supportive straps provide just the right amount of support, while our Original Contour pouch lends an extra boost of comfort.

Elastic waistband with logo detail
Original Contour Pouch for added support
High-cut leg openings
Open back
Dual supportive straps
3-pack
Machine wash cold

Fabric
92% Cotton / 8% Spandex
Style Number
021322

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Cotton Stretch Jock Strap 3-pack

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Your private parts will never feel more free than when you are wearing these matching USA themed underthangs. Well, unless you are butt naked. These red white and blue boxers, cheeky undies and bralette will make you feel like you are perched in the eagle's nest. Your undercarriage will feel like it's being gently coddled by the soft, nurturing touch of angel's wings. Enjoy the matching comfort of these underwear.
Product Details
Boxers

Features: Light Weight, 4-Way Stretch, Moisture Wicking, & Bulge Enhancing
Ball Hammock® Technology: prevents the twins from getting crushed in the grundle
Materials: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex (3x softer than cotton)
Care: Machine wash delicate, hang dry, & avoid fabric softener

Cheeky Panties

Features: Lightweight, Moisture Wicking, & Breathable
Fit: Soft & flexible waistband, No-itch flatlock stitching reduces bulk
Materials: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex
Care: Machine wash delicate with like colors, hang dry, avoid fabric softener

Bralette

Features: Reversible, Solid Print inside, Worn 4 ways
Materials: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex
Care: Machine wash delicate, hang dry, avoid fabric softener

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Shinesty

Let Freedom Ring | Matching Cheeky, Bralette And Ball Hammock® With Fly

Title

Details
A classic boxer brief is updated in super soft Modal fabric for premium comfort. Sitting at hip length, it's finished with a functional button fly and a double-layered elastic waistband.

Layered elastic waistband with self-covered ruching
Two-button functional fly
Hip Rise: Waistband sits on the hips
13 inch side seam (on size M)
Machine wash cold
Lay flat to dry

Fabric
95% Modal / 5% Spandex
Style Number
047207

Modal Knit Boxer

These classic solid grey boxer briefs are a look for an experienced love maker. These puppies will keep the spunk bunkers happier than Christian Grey entering a room full of handcuffs and tassels. Little known fact is that Grey actually kept some silky MicroModal material on a podium right next to the largest “tool” in his collection.
For an individual involved in such intense extra-curricular activities, comfort and color neutrality are absolutely key, and according to the research conducted by a dude on our marketing team, this particular shade of grey actually evokes rapid and aggressive emotions of sensuality even amongst the worst of enemies. Whether you’re looking to try something new in the slumber zone or make amends with your ex-best friend from middle school, these grey pouch boxers will keep your stones from interrupting the conversation.

DEETS

Materials: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex (the second softest thing you can put your junk in), machine wash delicate, hang dry

Lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking, r esists shrinking, fading, and wrinkling
4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, and anti-bunching construction
Soft, flexible waistband
Durable no-itch flatlock stitching
Ball Hammock® Technology: helps prevent the twins from getting crushed in the grundle
Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, CO
Brand: Shinesty

The 50 Shades Of Gonads | Grey Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear With Fly

Any fan of Elizabeth Warren knows the importance of having a plan. What you may not know is that you also need a pair of blue and white star spangled boxers. So here's your plan. You're gonna show your support (and get supported right back) by treating yourself to a pair of men's Warren printed nuthuggers. You see, she doesn't just support middle class families and farmers, she also supports your junk... And you should never be taxed for having excess junk. Take a stance against undercarriage oppression and see if that doesn't feel like progress. Now is that a Liz in your pants or are you just excited to elect the first female president?
DEETS

Brand: Shinesty
Materials: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex (the second softest thing you can put your junk in), machine wash delicate, hang dry, do not use fabric softener
Lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking, resists shrinking, fading, and wrinkling
4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, and anti-bunching construction
Soft, flexible waistband
Durable no-itch flatlock stitching
Ball Hammock®  Technology: helps prevent the twins from getting crushed in the grundle

The Liz In My Pants | Elizabeth Warren Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear

Shop The Triceratop Bottoms couples matching underwear pack right now. This neon dino mis-matched Ball Hammock® pouch underwear and seamless thong pack just became your newest favorite underwear. Spice things up with your S.O with these women’s undies and men’s boxer briefs pack.
Product Details
Boxers

Features: Light Weight, 4-Way Stretch, Moisture Wicking, & Bulge Enhancing
Ball Hammock® Technology: prevents the twins from getting crushed in the grundle
Materials: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex (3x softer than cotton)
Care: Machine wash delicate, hang dry, & avoid fabric softener

Thong

Features: Silky Barely There Feel, No Panty Lines, & Vibrant Prints
Materials: 75% Nylon, 25% Spandex, 100% Hot
Care: Machine wash delicate with like colors & tumble dry low

The Triceratop Bottoms | Tropical Dinosaur Matching Couples Ball Hammock® With Fly And Thong Pack

Shop The Medalist men’s pouch underwear 3 pack. This USA themed men’s boxer 3 pack just became your newest favorite place to put your gonads. Made from ultra-soft MicroModal material, these nut huggers are 3x softer than cotton and 69x softer than any other boxer briefs pack you’ve purchased. The more you buy, the more you save with this men's boxer briefs pack. Put your pair in a pair of Ball Hammock® pouch underwear today.
Product Details

Brand: Shinesty
Materials: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex (the second softest thing you can put your junk in), machine wash delicate, hang dry

Lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking, r esists shrinking, fading, and wrinkling
3-way stretch, gusseted crotch, and anti-bunching construction
Soft, flexible waistband
Durable no-itch flatlock stitching
Ball Hammock® Technology: helps prevent the twins from getting crushed in the grundle
Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, CO

The Medalist | Usa Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear 3 Pack

You bring the weiner, we've got your bun. Introducing the Coney Islands, our all-new hot dog Ball Hammock® pouch underwear with fly.
We called these babies the Coney Islands for one simple reason. Place you're weiner and tots in these hot dog print boxer briefs and you've got a tropical destination for your dong. That's because ultrasoft MicroModal material keeps your buns dry so they don't get bbq'ed in the summer heat. And the bonified ball pouch is like a bun for your boys, keeping 'em situated all day long. Whether you're packing a Ballpark frank or Polish sausage, these weiner-whispering pouch underwear make your bulge look so big, girls gonna want a hot dog REAL BAD. Just make sure you use the proper condom-ents....
DEETS

Brand: Shinesty
Materials: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex (the second softest thing you can put your junk in), machine wash delicate, hang dry

Lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking, r esists shrinking, fading, and wrinkling
4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, and anti-bunching construction
Soft, flexible waistband
Durable no-itch flatlock stitching
Ball Hammock® Technology: helps prevent the twins from getting crushed in the grundle
Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, CO

The Coney Islands | Hot Dog Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear With Fly

Details
The Pima Flex Stretch No Show Trunk is comprised of 95% luxuriously soft Pima Cotton and 5% Spandex for ease of movement making this range the ultimate in performance meets self-indulgence. Compression stitching eliminates a bulky leg binding creating a no show leg silhouette under fitted trousers. The no show silhouette sits low on the hip for a contemporary fit Original Contour Pouch for support, tagless and soft microfiber waistband for comfort. Available in solid black and white as well as richly heathered colors of the season. Come on, you deserve it.

Soft microfiber logo-detailed waistband
Ultra-low rise
Original Contour Pouch for added support
Tagless
Compression stitching on leg openings
3 1/2 inseam (on size MD)

Fabric
95% Cotton / 5% Spandex
Style Number
X/ 040923

Pima Flex Trunk

Shop the Darkest Night men’s underwear pack. This all black men’s boxer 7 pack just became your newest favorite place to put your gonads. Made from ultra-soft MicroModal material, these nut huggers are 3x softer than cotton and 69x softer than any other boxer briefs pack you’ve purchased. The more you buy, the more you save with this mens boxer briefs pack. Put your pair in a pair today.
DEETS

Brand: Shinesty
Materials: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex (the second softest thing you can put your junk in), machine wash delicate, hang dry, do not use fabric softener
Lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking, resists shrinking, fading, and wrinkling
4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, and anti-bunching construction
Soft, flexible waistband
Durable no-itch flatlock stitching
Ball Hammock® Technology: helps prevent the twins from getting crushed in the grundle
Designed by Allie T. in Boulder

The Darkest Night | Black Ball Hammock® Boxer 7 Pack

I bet you first saw this pattern and said, "aww! I love the stars!" Then, I bet you were like, "let me find the big dipper, I can always find that" and upon exploration of these constellation pattern Ball Hammock® you realized that we truly should have called them the cumstellations instead. I won't say anything more besides the fact that wearing glow in the dark pouch underwear is way better than non-glow in the dark anything. Once again, be mindful of who you purchase these for, or prepare for very awkward conversations.
Product Details

Brand: Shinesty
Materials: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex (the second softest thing you can put your junk in), machine wash delicate, hang dry

Lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking, r esists shrinking, fading, and wrinkling
4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, and anti-bunching construction
Soft, flexible waistband
Durable no-itch flatlock stitching
Ball Hammock® Technology: helps prevent the twins from getting crushed in the grundle
Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, CO

The Big Bang | Constellation Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear

Right hand red...left foot green. Back in the day, it wasn't as simple of a game. The positions pictured on this pair of Ball Hammock® pouch underwear are for experts only. Please use extreme caution when attempting the whoopee you see here.
Product Details

Brand: Shinesty
Materials: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex (the second softest thing you can put your junk in), machine wash delicate, hang dry

Lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking, r esists shrinking, fading, and wrinkling
4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, and anti-bunching construction
Soft, flexible waistband
Durable no-itch flatlock stitching
Ball Hammock®  Technology: helps prevent the twins from getting crushed in the grundle
Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, CO

The Ancient Twister | Vase Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear With Fly

All dads know it. You MUST assert your dominance over the neighborhood dads. The best way to do this is by creating the most perfect lawn in all of the land. It's not required, but is recommended to always have a cold beer in hand while doing yard work, no matter the hour of day. These Ball Hammock®  are guaranteed to be the perfect gift for dad. But, if he doesn't love his first pair, we'll refund them.
Product Details

Brand: Shinesty
Materials: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex (the second softest thing you can put your junk in), machine wash delicate, hang dry

Lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking, r esists shrinking, fading, and wrinkling
4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, and anti-bunching construction
Soft, flexible waistband
Durable no-itch flatlock stitching
Ball Hammock®  Technology: helps prevent the twins from getting crushed in the grundle
Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, CO

The Lawn God | Fathers Day Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear

Put Bush on your bush with these USA men's Ball Hammock® boxer briefs. It doesn't get much more patriotic than wearing red, white and blue ball pouch underwear. Love 'em or they're free. Ya I said it, FREE.
DEETS

Ball Hammock® support pouch

3x softer than cotton (and the 2nd best place thing you can put your junk in)
Moisture wicking & breathable
4-way stretch
Anti-bunching construction

Soft, flexible waistband
Durable, no-itch flatlock stitching
Materials + Care: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex. Machine wash delicate, hang dry.
Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, CO

The Bush | Ball Hammock® Boxer Brief

Consist of: 3 White Cool Cotton Crew Neck Stay-Tucked Undershirts Breathable, moisture-wicking fabric keeps you 2-3x cooler and dries 4-5x faster than regular cotton. Lay-flat, stretch rib Memory Collar to eliminate "bacon neck". 30% more stretch and recovery compared to our original undershirt so it never loses its shape. Patented design that never comes untucked. No EFG®–our longer, tapered design eliminates "excess fabric gut". Model is 6'1'', Waist: 32'', Chest: 41'', wearing size Medium. Fabric: 86% Pima Cotton, 14% Spandex Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low.

We fixed men's underwear. Smart design and fabrics mean no more pulling at your pant line. Get comfortable with yourself. No Adjustment Needed.

Tommy John

Cool Cotton Crew Neck Undershirt 2.0 3 Pack

360 stretch fabric prevents riding up and wedgies, even during the most intense work outs. Designed for the gym and performance.
Mesh cooling zones keep you cool while being active.
Anti-chafing for running and exercise.
Lower leg reflectives for safety during nighttime activity.
Anti-microbial and anti-odor.
Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low.
Fabric: 84% Polyester, 16% Spandex

360 Sport 2.0 Leggings (full-length), Colorblock

Color

Consist of:

3 Second Skin Trunk - Black

Second Skin Trunk:

Silky soft, non-pilling micro modal fabric (no lint balls or fuzz).
Designed for daily wear.
Stay-Put waistband that won't roll, bunch, or pinch.
Contour Pouch to nestle the boys–no adjustment needed.
Quick Draw® Fly–horizontal fly for quick access when nature calls.
Not recommended for exercise. For gym-ready underwear, shop our 360 Sport Collection.
Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low.
Fabric: 90% Non-Pilling Micro Modal, 10% Spandex
Model is 6'2'', Waist: 32'', Suit: 41''R, Inseam: 31'', wearing size Medium.

Second Skin Trunk 3 Pack, Black

Shop the Darkest Night men’s underwear pack. This all black men’s boxer 7 pack just became your newest favorite place to put your gonads. Made from ultra-soft MicroModal material, these nut huggers are 3x softer than cotton and 69x softer than any other boxer briefs pack you’ve purchased. The more you buy, the more you save with this mens boxer briefs pack. Put your pair in a pair today.
DEETS

Brand: Shinesty
Materials: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex (the second softest thing you can put your junk in), machine wash delicate, hang dry, do not use fabric softener
Lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking, resists shrinking, fading, and wrinkling
4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, and anti-bunching construction
Soft, flexible waistband
Durable no-itch flatlock stitching
Ball Hammock® Technology: helps prevent the twins from getting crushed in the grundle
Designed by Allie T. in Boulder

The Darkest Night | Black Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear With Fly 7 Pack

Let Freedom Ring | The Mascot Cheeky Undies, Bralette And Ball Hammock® Boxer Pack

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Your ten year old self would be obsessed with these Ball Hammock®. EXPLOSIONS. ANIMALS. PLANES. What more could a guy ask for other than a built-in pouch to protect the family jewels? Luckily, we've got that too.
Product Details

Brand: Shinesty
Materials: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex (the second softest thing you can put your junk in), machine wash delicate, hang dry

Lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking, r esists shrinking, fading, and wrinkling
4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, and anti-bunching construction
Soft, flexible waistband
Durable no-itch flatlock stitching
Ball Hammock® Technology: helps prevent the twins from getting crushed in the grundle
Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, CO

The Shock And Awesome | Explosions Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear

Details
Designed to feel cool against the skin, this ultra-smooth design features a seamless back. Featuring a variety of standout hues, this bicolor 3-pack provides the coverage you need.

Elastic waistband with logo detail
Original Contour Pouch for added support
Keyhole fly
Seamless back
3-pack
11 inch side seam (on size M)
Machine wash cold

Fabric
100% Cotton
Style Number
020304
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Essential Cotton Boxer Brief 3-pack

Details
Restock your essentials with a 3-pack from the Essential Contour collection. Designed with our signature Contour Pouch for extra support, the classic brief is a no-fail basic you'll love.

Elastic waistband with logo detail
Original Contour Pouch for added support
Seamless sides and back
3-pack
4 inch side seam (on size M)
Machine wash cold

Fabric
100% Cotton
Style Number
020303

Essential Cotton Contour Pouch Brief 3-pack

Details
A high-shine elastic waistband tops this seamless design in pure pima cotton. Finished with a supportive Contour Pouch, it will soon become a wardrobe favorite.

Elastic waistband
High rise
2.5-inch side length (on size MD)

Fabric
100% Pima Cotton
Style Number
041032

Pima Cotton Bikini Brief

Details
Need an underwear upgrade? No sweat. Constructed out of ultra-lightweight mesh fabric, 2(X)IST¢‚¬„¢s performance-ready Speed Dri Mesh Sport Brief features a streamlined microfiber waistband. Temperature-regulating fabric wicks moisture away from the body for a supremely comfortable experience.

Lightweight breathable mesh stretch fabric
Supportive contour pouch
No show leg binding under fitted trousers
Ultra-lightweight microfiber waistband
Tagless
Machine wash cold

Fabric
74% Polyester / 26% Spandex
Style Number
047712

Speed Dri Mesh Sport Brief

Shop the 3 Legged Race men’s underwear pack. This men’s boxer 3 pack just became your newest favorite place to put your gonads. Made from ultra-soft MicroModal material, these nut huggers are 3x softer than cotton and 69x softer than any other boxer briefs pack you’ve purchased. The more you buy, the more you save with this mens boxer briefs pack. Put your pair in a pair today.
DEETS

Brand: Shinesty
Materials: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex (the second softest thing you can put your junk in), machine wash delicate, hang dry, do not use fabric softener
Lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking, resists shrinking, fading, and wrinkling
4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, and anti-bunching construction
Soft, flexible waistband
Durable no-itch flatlock stitching
Ball Hammock® Technology: helps prevent the twins from getting crushed in the grundle
Designed by Allie T. in Boulder

The 3 Legged Race | Solid Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear With Fly 3 Pack

Create a foundation of lasting comfort and support with these Nike Boxer Briefs.
Product Details

Nike Dri-FIT technology
Tight fit
Smooth, stretch microfiber
Flat seams
Wide banded leg hems
Elastic waistband with Nike wordmark

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DTLR

Nike Luxe Cotton Modal Boxer Briefs

Pack Includes:

6 Second Skin Boxer Brief - Black

Second Skin Boxer Brief:

Silky soft, non-pilling micro modal fabric (no lint balls or fuzz).
Stay-Put waistband that won't roll, bunch, or pinch.
Contour Pouch to nestle the boys–no adjustment needed.
Quick Draw® Fly–horizontal fly for quick access when nature calls.
Not recommended for exercise. For gym-ready underwear, shop our 360 Sport Collection.
Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low.
Fabric: 90% Non-Pilling Micro Modal, 10% Spandex
Height: 6'2", Waist: 32", Model is wearing a size Medium.

Second Skin Boxer Brief 6 Pack, Black

In an effort to both prevent accidental poisoning this holiday season and encourage September birthdays, we present you with a set of his and hers matching undies with a strategically placed, non-poisonous mistletoe print. There's never been a better way to ask for what you want this Christmas, even if it lands you on the naughty list.
Product Details
Boxers

Features: Light Weight, 4-Way Stretch, Moisture Wicking, & Bulge Enhancing
Ball Hammock® Technology: prevents the twins from getting crushed in the grundle
Materials: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex (3x softer than cotton)
Care: Machine wash delicate, hang dry, & avoid fabric softener

Thong

Features: Silky Barely There Feel, No Panty Lines, & Vibrant Prints
Materials: 75% Nylon, 25% Spandex, 100% Hot
Care: Machine wash delicate with like colors & tumble dry low

Kiss Me There | Mistletoe Ball Hammock® And Thong Pack

Pack Includes:

1 Apollo Trunk 4" - Black
1 Apollo Trunk 4" - Navy Blazer
1 Apollo Trunk 4" - Waving Flag

Apollo Trunk 4":

4" Inseam
The ultimate underwear, designed for all-purpose, everyday wear with an insanely soft feel.
Ultra-breathable drirelease ® technology keeps your skin up to 7°F cooler than regular cotton.
Rigorously tested for enhanced durability—even after 100,000 rounds of applied friction Apollo showed no holes or tears.
Moisture-wicking and fast drying (up to 4x faster than cotton),

drirelease ® technology is inherent to the fabric yarns meaning the sweat-fighting performance is permanent, and won’t wash out.
Upgraded stretch and recovery means Apollo always keeps its shape.
Stay-Put waistband that won't roll, bunch, or pinch.
Contour Pouch to nestle the boys–no adjustment needed.
Quick Draw® Fly–horizontal fly for quick access when nature calls.
Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low.
Fabric blend: 79% poly, 14% modal, 7% spandex
Model is 6'0", Waist: 32’‘, Chest: 40’’, wearing size Medium.

Apollo Trunk 4" Waving Flag (3-pack)

Pack Includes:

2 Apollo Mid-Length Boxer Brief 6" - Black
1 Apollo Mid-Length Boxer Brief 6" - Navy Blazer

Apollo Mid-Length Boxer Brief 6":

6" Inseam
The ultimate underwear, designed for all-purpose, everyday wear with an insanely soft feel.
Ultra-breathable drirelease ® technology keeps your skin up to 7°F cooler than regular cotton.
Rigorously tested for enhanced durability—even after 100,000 rounds of applied friction Apollo showed no holes or tears.
Moisture-wicking and fast drying (up to 4x faster than cotton),

drirelease ® technology is inherent to the fabric yarns meaning the sweat-fighting performance is permanent, and won’t wash out.
Upgraded stretch and recovery means Apollo always keeps its shape.
Stay-Put waistband that won't roll, bunch, or pinch.
Contour Pouch to nestle the boys–no adjustment needed.
Quick Draw® Fly–horizontal fly for quick access when nature calls.
Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low.
Fabric blend: 79% poly, 14% modal, 7% spandex
Model is 6'0", Waist: 32’‘, Chest: 40’’, wearing size Medium.

Apollo Mid-length Boxer Brief 6" (3-pack)

Who's hungry? Everyone who sees you in these shark boxers, that's who. No one can resist such a tasty snack, and that's just turned jumping the shark into a very good thing. Get this pair of ultra breathable striped shark Ball Hammock® pouch underwear with fly now.
DEETS

Materials: 95% Micromodal, 5% Spandex (the second softest thing you can put your junk in)
Lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking
Resists shrinking, fading, and wrinkling
4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, and anti-bunching construction
Soft, durable waistband
Durable no-itch flatlock stitching
Ball Hammock® Technology helps prevent the twins from getting crushed in the grundle
Machine wash delicate with like colors, do not bleach, hang to dry, do not iron
Brand: Shinesty
Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, Co

The Snack Attack | Shark Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear With Fly

You may have heard of something known as the red dress effect, but we'd like to introduce a new, simpler theory. It's called the red dong effect, the idea that sliding into a pair of these solid red boxer briefs causes ladies across the globe to flock, and inevitably makes your junk look gigantic.
That's because these nut nesting boxers are the second softest thing you can put your junk in and the last pair of red pouch boxers you'll ever buy. Why? Because MicroModal fabric is softer than Drake, and ball hammock® technology gently lifts the boys out of the grundle, keeping 'em dry and looking big as ever. Do us a favor and give the red dong effect a try, then check out what Men's Health's has to say about 'em.

DEETS

Materials: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex (the second softest thing you can put your junk in), machine wash delicate, hang dry

Lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking, r esists shrinking, fading, and wrinkling
4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, and anti-bunching construction
Now Available with Fly! We listened.
Soft, flexible waistband
Durable no-itch flatlock stitching
Ball Hammock® Technology: helps prevent the twins from getting crushed in the grundle
Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, CO
Brand: Shinesty

The Red Dong Effect | Red Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear

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DEETS

Brand: Shinesty
Materials: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex (the second softest thing you can put your junk in), machine wash delicate, hang dry

Lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking, r esists shrinking, fading, and wrinkling
4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, and anti-bunching construction
Soft, flexible waistband
Durable no-itch flatlock stitching
Ball Hammock Technology: helps prevent the twins from getting crushed in the grundle
Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, CO

Classic Boxer Subscription

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Can you say, ""MERICA, FUHK YA!!""?!?! Well I can. This American flag silky smooth kimono robe might be the single most patriotic thing you can put on your body. BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE. If you purchase this set, you not only receive a USA kimono robe, but our best selling pair of Ball Hammock boxer briefs with an eagle on your dong. If you're looking to spice up your home body attire, you've hit the jackpot with this red, white and blue matching kimono and boxer set.
Product Details

Kimono
Unisex, fits as expected

100% Polyester Satin
Belt included, mid-thigh length
Loves a BBQ as much as the boudoir

Thong
Features: Silky Barely There Feel, No Panty Lines, & Vibrant Prints
Materials: 75% Nylon, 25% Spandex, 100% Hot
Care: Machine wash delicate with like colors & tumble dry low

The Mascot | Matching Kimono And Seamless Thong Pack

Kimono Size

The Big Bang | Constellation Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear With Fly

These wave patterned Ball hammock® boxers are like a a flash flood warning in your pants. Did you know that these boxer briefs are made from MicroModal material? That magic fabric is 5x softer than cotton and it is way more breathable. You know what that means? These bad boys reduce SWASS so it doesn't feel like you've got a tidal wave in your pants when you move from the couch to the fridge. It's a magical feeling.
DEETS

Materials: 95% Micromodal, 5% Spandex (the second softest thing you can put your junk in)
Lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking
Resists shrinking, fading, and wrinkling
4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, and anti-bunching construction
Soft, durable waistband
Durable no-itch flatlock stitching
Ball Hammock® Technology helps prevent the twins from getting crushed in the grundle
Machine wash delicate with like colors, do not bleach, hang to dry, do not iron
Brand: Shinesty

Men's Underwear & Socks